He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not

He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not – a clown ministry skit for 2 or 3 speaking clowns
(author unknown)

Clown 1 sitting on stage reading his Bible

Clown 2 enters picking petals off a flower or carrying a bunch of flowers to be more visual to the audience and tossing a flower each time instead of a petal.

Clown 2: He loves me. He loves me not.
He loves me. He loves me not.
He loves me. He loves me not.
He loves me. He loves me! He loves me! He loves me!

Clown 1: Who loves you?

Clown 2: Jesus! Jesus loves me!

Clown 1: How long have you been picking at those flowers to find out Jesus loves you?

Clown 2: Oh a long long time.

Clown 1: Well, I could have told you Jesus loves you.

Clown 2: Well? Why didn’t you? [Sadly walk off]

Clown 1: [Hides face in his Bible.]

Clown 3 (or minister) explains the importance of Telling people about Jesus

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