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Danny Kaye as Hans Christian Andersen performs The Emperor's New Clothes for the children

The King’s New Clothes

Song lyrics to The King’s New Clothes sung by Danny Kaye in Hans Christian Andersen (1952)

This is the story of the King’s new clothes.
Now there was once a king who was absolutely insane about
new clothes and one day, two swindlers came to sell him what
they said was a magic suit of clothes. Now, they held up this
particular garment and they said, “Your Majesty, this is a magic suit”.
Well, the truth of the matter is, there was no suit there at all.
But the swindlers were very smart, and they said,
“Your Majesty, to a wise man this is a beautiful raiment
but to a fool it is absolutely invisible.”
Naturally, the King not wanting to appear a fool, said: (more…)

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Danny Kaye as Hans Christian Andersen

The Ugly Duckling

Song lyrics to The Ugly Duckling, sung by Danny Kaye in Hans Christian Andersen (1952), music and lyrics by Frank Loesser

There once was an ugly duckling,
With feathers all stubby and brown,
And the other birds in so many words said,
Get out of town
Get out, get out, get out of town
And he went with a quack and a waddle and a quack
In a flurry of eiderdown. (more…)

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Danny Kaye sings Inchworm in Hans Christian Andersen


Song lyrics to Inchworm sung by Danny Kaye in Hans Christian Andersen (1952)

music and lyrics by Frank Loesser

Inchworm, inchworm
Measuring the marigolds
Could it be, stop and see
How beautiful they are (more…)

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Hans Christian Andersen (1952) starring Danny Kaye

Hans Christian Andersen

Hans Christian Andersen (1952) starring Danny Kaye

Synopsis of Hans Christian Andersen

A fantasy fairy tale about the life of Hans Christian Andersen weaving some of his most famous tales into the story, starring Danny Kaye as the great storyteller.  It includes some truly great musical moments, such as‚ Inchworm,‚ The Ugly Duckling,‚ The Emperor’s New Clothes, etc.

Review of‚ Hans Christian Andersen‚ starring Danny Kaye

I hadn’t seen Danny Kaye’s Hans Christian Andersen‚ in many years.  Not since my childhood, actually.  There are certain movies that are magical when you’re a child, but don’t work as well when you re-watch them as an adult.  Disney’s Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is a good example.‚  Thankfully, Hans Christian Andersen‚ doesn’t fall into that category.  I enjoyed it as much as an adult as I did as a child; perhaps more. (more…)

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The Court Jester‚ (1955) starring Danny Kaye, Angela Lansbury, Glynis Johns, Basil Rathbone

The Court Jester

Review of The Court Jester (1955) starring Danny Kaye, Angela Lansbury, Glynis Johns, Basil Rathbone

I can safely say that The Court Jester with Danny Kaye is one of the funniest movies that I’ve ever seen.  The film begins in medieval England with a band of outlaws led by the Black Fox, determined to put the rightful king of England on the throne.  The king is only a baby, with the tell-tale birthmark, a purple pimpernel, on his royal bottom.

In charge of the infant is Hubert Hawkins, a carnival performer played wonderfully by Danny Kaye.  He and Maid Jean (played by Glynnis Johns) must take the child to safety, hidden inside a secret compartment in a cart, as Danny Kaye pretends to be an old man, who has to ‘œinterpret’ for his ‘œdeaf granddaughter’ when interrogated by the king’s men – €a very, very funny scene – ‘she stutters’.

DVD cover of The Court Jester - Danny Kaye, Glynis Johns, Angela LansburyThey stay in a stable for shelter from a storm, and after revealing their true love for each other, and revealing the rebels’ plan needing to sneak into the castle for the audience’s sake, they are interrupted by another traveler seeking refuge from the storm – €Giacomo (pronounced Jock-o-mo), king of jesters, and jester to the king!

A quick blow to the head later, Maid Jean reveals her plan to Danny Kaye.  He must impersonate Giacomo, sneak into the castle, meet their “inside man” there.  By whistling a certain tune, and open the hidden passage so that the Black Fox and his men can storm the castle.  Frightened but willing, Hubert (Danny Kaye) impersonates Giacomo, and the next morning is off to the castle, while Maid Jean plans to take the infant to safety. (more…)

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Song lyrics to The Pipes of Pan‚ (1958) - lyrics by Johnny Mercer, music by Saul Chaplin, performed by Danny Kaye and chorus of schoolchildren in the movie Merry Andrew

The Pipes of Pan – song lyrics

Song lyrics to The Pipes of Pan‚ (1958) – lyrics by Johnny Mercer, music by Saul Chaplin, performed by Danny Kaye and chorus of schoolchildren in the movie Merry Andrew

No, no, no, no no!

I mean the astral alien,
The creature bacchanalian
No good Episcopalian
believes in.
It’s Pan!
(It’s who?)
Why, Pan!
(Oh, Pan!)
He was half a quadruped and half a man.
He was mischievous and naughty
And your troubles all began
When you first heard the Pipes of Pan! (more…)

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Chin Up, Stout Fellow - sung by Danny Kaye in Merry Andrew

Chin Up, Stout Fellow! song lyrics

Lyrics to Chin Up, Stout Fellow! by Johnny Mercer, music by Saul Chaplin, performed by Danny Kaye with Robert Coote (dubbed by William B. Lee) and Rex Evans (dubbed by Ernest Newton) in Merry Andrew

Brother 1: It’s really now or never, son. Fair lady faint heart never won!
Brother 2: We’re with you all the way, old pot! Stiff upper lip, and all that rot.
Brother 1: Chin up, stout fellow!
Brother 2: By George! Good show!
Brother 1: Chest out! And bellow! Pip, pip, eh what?
Brother 1 and 2: What ho! [take Danny Kaye by the arms and lead him forward]
Danny Kaye: But you don’t know what it’s like to talk to father, he’s absolutely irrational!
Brother 1: Balderdash! I shan’t forget that fateful day, I collared him and had my say; I shook him by his blasted ears! It only took me twenty years. (more…)

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Everything is Tickety-Boo song lyrics

Song lyrics to Everything is Tickety-boo‚ by Johnny Mercer and Saul Chaplin,‚ sung by Danny Kaye ‚ the movie Merry Andrew starring Danny Kaye

Everything is tickety-boo, tickety-boo, tickety-boo
Everything is tickety-boo on such a dreamy day-di-li-ootely
You could be a snickety-poo, snickety-poo, snickety-POO
With the sky so blickety-blue it causes one to say

Bless mankind, including my attackers,
I’m inclined the feeling is oh, so jolly well oh, it’s absolutely crackers! (more…)

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Danny Kaye in the happiest show in town - Merry Andrew - co-starring Pier Angelli

Merry Andrew

Merry Andrew (1958), starring Danny Kaye

Merry Andrew is an old English term for a clown.  In the movie Merry Andrew, Danny Kaye plays Andrew Larabee, a slightly stuffy professor, who has received permission for an archeological dig at a site in England.‚  The land is owned by an old school friend of his, who is planning to build a dairy on the spot.  However, the traveling Circus Gallini is planning on performing on the spot.  This causes tension, as well as a small fight with the local police.  Larabee’s arrival, with a slight bit of blackmail, postpones the building of the dairy for a week.   Giving him time to dig for the artifact that he needs (in order to marry his fiancee).  As well as for the circus to complete their engagement.  Of course, there’s the slight problem of Danny Kaye’s character falling in love with Selena Gallini, the circus owner’s niece‚ …


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The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, starring Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo, Boris Karloff

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1947) starring Danny Kaye, Virginia Mayo, Boris Karloff

In The Secret Life of Walter MittyDanny Kaye‚is a natural to play the part of Walter Mitty, the henpecked man who takes refuge from his boring life by engaging in a series of fantasies – brave sea captain, fashion designer, surgeon, cowboy, etc.  Of course, in order to make the movie fit the “romantic comedy” template, the Samuel Goldwyn Company took enormous liberties with the original short story by James Thurber – €and changed the character of Walter Mitty from a middle-aged, henpecked husband to a‚ young man who’s living with his overprotective mother, engaged to a young woman with an overbearing future mother-in-law and oppressed by his boss at work.‚  However, I don’t think that anybody besides James Thurber minded. (more…)

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