Steve Conley

The parable of the workers in the vineyard - bucket sketch

The parable of the workers in the vineyard

The parable of the workers in the vineyard, by  Steve Conley(originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at  http://groups.yahoo.com/)

Kim and I have been hired at a local church to come in twice a month a do a skit that reinforces the bible verse that is being taught. Here is the first one that we will be doing. I thought I would start sharing these with you.

Here is a skit on the parable of the workers in the vineyard. Hope you find it useful.

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Clown Armor of God – a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6

The Armor All of God

The Armor All of God – a talking clown skit dealing with the armor of God

(originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com)

(Clown enters with a suitcase. Sets the case down and opens it.)

C: Hello everyone! I was asked if I would come in and tell everyone about the Armor …. All of God. I’m was a little confused at first until I was at Wally World in the motor car section and there it was, the Armor …. All of God! I jumped and shouted until everyone started looking at me funny. I just kept telling everyone, “I found it! I found it! The Armor …. All of God!”

Would everyone like to see it? First I’m going to need a volunteer. (more…)

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Whiter than Snow, free clown skit, courtesy of Steve Conley dealing with sin, hyssop and cleansing

Whiter than Snow

Whiter than Snow, a clown skit for 2, courtesy of Steve Conley, dealing with sin, hyssop, and cleansing

(originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com)

(Some lines of this skit may not be appropriate for children. Just leave those lines out)

(Clown enters stage with a bucket, soap and brush. Sets the bucket down takes soap and begins rubbing. Takes the brush and starts scrubbing. Another clown off to the side notices what is going on…)

Clown 1: Excuse me but might I ask you what you are doing?

Clown 2: Cleansing and washing, cleansing and washing.

Clown 1: May I ask why? (more…)

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Clown Armor of God – a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6

Shield of Faith

Shield of Faith by Steve Conley

(originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com)

Scripture Reference: Ephesians 6:16 NIV Zondervan

Cast: Clown 1, Clown 2

Props: A picture of Faith (female clown) on a shield. Cut a hole in the shield a place the end of a squirt gun or spray bottle in the hole.

(Clown 1 enters the stage crouching behind the shield. Peeking from behind the shield he says…) (more…)

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Standing Strong – a free clown skit for 2 clowns by Steve Conley, dealing with standing in God’s strength

Standing Strong

Standing Strong – a free clown skit for 2 clowns by Steve Conley, dealing with standing in God’s strength

This skit comes from Steve Conley , courtesy of the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com/ – a group I heartily recommend, by the way.

Kim: Steve, what are you doing?

Steve: Working out.

Kim: Why?

Steve: Because God will honor us for standing strong. So I’m working out to be able to get strong.

(Steve lifting up arms to do shoulder presses)

Kim: (waving her hand in front of her face or holding her nose) Oh, you’re getting strong all right!

Steve: I know, I’m feeling stronger with every rep I do.

Kim: Well how strong do you have to be to stand strong?

Steve: I’m not sure. I guess I could see if I’m strong enough right now.

(Steve gets some kids from the audience and play tug-a-war — after some comedy back & forth, Steve loses)

Steve: It appears that I need to work out some more. I’m just not there yet.

Kim: You might try using this.

(Kim hands Steve a Bible)

Steve: Thanks but I think I will stick with the weights.

Kim: You need to exercise the mind!

Steve: How will that help me in getting strong?

Kim: I think God is saying that He will honor us for standing strong on values, God’s values.

Steve: That’s just like a girl. Always thinking about a value.

Kim: I’m talking about Godly values. The fruits of the spirit come to mind. Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. We can find value in each one of these.

Steve: I’m talking about strength!

Kim: So am I. We can find strength in love. We can find strength in joy, peace, kindness self-control. In all of these…

Steve; OK, I get it! The Bible says that God is my strength.

Kim: Right. (looks at audience) Honor God and He will honor you.

Copyright © 2003 by Steve Conley. Performing rights only.

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Skits and Bits for clown and drama ministry by Steve Conley

Respect

Respect By Steve Conley , a free funny Christian clown skit for 2 speaking clowns

(originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com)

(Clown 1 enters and begins to read a story from the Bible. After reading a few lines or so Clown 2 is heard off stage making noise and talking really loud. Clown 1 looks and the audience, smiles and says, excuse me for a moment. Clown 1 walks off stage and can be heard speaking to Clown 2 telling him to be quiet. Clown 1 enters again and starts reading the Bible story again. Clown 2 walks on stage. Cell phone rings…) (more…)

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When the Rolls are Buttered, a clown skit for 1 singing clown, courtesy of Steve Conley

When the Rolls are Buttered

When the Rolls are Buttered, a clown skit for 1 singing clown, courtesy of Steve Conley

This skit comes from Steve Conley, courtesy of the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com/ – a group I heartily recommend, by the way. It’s a singing skit, appropriate to 1 or 2 clowns. (more…)

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Clown skit – God in a Box, a skit for 2 speaking clowns, by Steve Conley

God in a Box

Clown skit – God in a Box, a skit for 2 speaking clowns, by Steve Conley

This skit is done in the form of a poem

(Clown 1 walks in holding a beautifully decorated box.) (more…)

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The Belt of Truth - part of Steve Conley‘s series of clown skits dealing with the Armor of God

The Belt of Truth

The Belt of Truth – part of Steve Conley‘s series of clown skits dealing with the Armor of God

(props: stuffed lion, belt, bible)
(Clown 1 is kneeling on the floor talking to a stuffed lion)
Clown 1: You can do it! I support you 100%. I promise. I’m telling you the truth. I support you in every way. You are a brave lion and that’s the truth…
(Clown 2 enters)
Clown 2: Excuse me but I hope you don’t mind me asking. Just what are you doing?
Clown 1: I’m giving support to my lion. (more…)

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Skits and Bits for clown and drama ministry by Steve Conley

U and I

U and I, a skit for two speaking clowns

A skit for two speaking clowns, by professional clown Steve Conley

Clown 1: Tell me, sir, how does one get to heaven?

Clown 2: One? One is a number. It would be impossible for one to get to heaven. Only you can.

Clown 1: U is a letter. (more…)

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