Skits and Bits for clown and drama ministry by Steve Conley
Steve Conley is a prolific writer of clown skits — and a frequent contributor to the skits here on the Free Clown Skits website. Some of the skits he’s made freely available here include Breastplate of Righteousness, God in a Box, The Helmet of Salvation, The Helper, Respect, Shield of Faith, Standing Strong, The Sword of the Spirit, Thanksgiving, Whiter Than Snow, and several others. He tends to write skits for 1 or 2 clowns, normally talking. As you can tell by perusing his skits here, Steve clearly has a heart for the Lord, and for teaching His Word through the art of clowning. This book is a compilation of some of his skits, suitable for clown or drama presentations in a church setting. I enjoyed it much and recommend it highly. It can be ordered directly from Steve at Steve Conley
I rate it 4 clowns 
on a 5-clown scale.
Table of Contents of Skits and Bits by Steve Conley
A shoe-uge discovery
- A skit for 2 clowns, introducing the subject of Goliath
Awesome
- A skit for 2 (1 clown, 1 voice) talking about God’s majesty.
Fishers of men
- A skit for 2 clowns, talking about the calling of Peter, and being willing to follow Jesus
Follow me
- A short skit for 3 clowns, talking about the change in Peter between his denial of Jesus and Jesus’ entrusting His sheep to Peter
God’s voice mail
- A short skit for 2 clowns (and the Voice of God), talking about how God is freely accessible to His children
Jesus calls the twelve
- A skit for 4 clowns, about Jesus calling his 12 apostles
Life insurance
- A skit for 2 clowns, talking about life insurance, and eternal life insurance
The bench
- A silent skit for 2 clowns, with a fair amount of slapstick, about love and rejection
The Holy Spirit
- A skit for 2 clowns, talking about who the Holy Spirit is, and what He does
The male box?
- A skit for 2 clowns, usable for Valentine’s day, talking about dating/courtship, etc.
The parable of the good samaritan
- A skit for 8 clowns & 1 narrator, telling the parable of the good Samaritan. Contains a fair amount of clowning.
The parable of the lost coin
- A skit for 3 clowns & 1 narrator, telling the story of the Parable of the Lost Coin. Well done, humorous without losing track of the message of the story — with a very good, comedic, ending. Done in a “Sam Spade” detective style.
The parable of the sower
- A skit for 5 clowns & 2 non-clowns. Using a game show format, talks about the Parable of the Sower, and what happens to the seeds.
The parable of the unmerciful servant
- A skit for 4 clowns and a narrator, retelling the Parable of the Unmerciful Servant. Well done, keeping the message clear while still being funny
The parable of the weeds
- A skit for 6 clowns, telling the Parable of the Weeds. I love how the ‘weeds’ are played by gangster-type characters
The right side
- A skit for 3 clowns, or 2 clowns and 1 ‘normal’ person. Talking about how Jesus called the disciples back after his resurrection, as well as how Christians need to ‘not forsake the gathering together’
They are precious in His sight
- A skit for 1 clown, a monologue, talking about how much we are worth to God
Together we pray
- A very interesting skit for 2 clowns, trying to piece together the meaning of the sign ‘To get her wep ray’. A very good skit — I love how, in the end, the clowns resolve to find Ray and let him know they’re praying for him.
Watch out for those dogs
- A skit for 2 clowns, teaching the true meaning of “watch out for those dogs, those men who do evil”
Worship
- A skit for 2 clowns, talking about the meaning of worship. Again, it balances the clowning with the message very nicely
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