Clown Ministry Skits

Clown ministry skits – free to use in church, gospel outreach, or wherever clowns want to show the love of Jesus Christ

How Do You Spell Christmas? – a clown Christmas skit for 1 or more clowns, performed to the song “C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S”

How do you spell Christmas?

How Do You Spell Christmas? – a clown Christmas skit for 1 or more clowns, performed to the song “C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S”

(Editor’s note: the idea for this Christmas skit came from a photograph in the highly-recommended book If I Were A Clown).

As the following song is played or performed (either by clowns or a chorus), 1 or more clowns create a pile of boxes, with a letter in large print on the front of each box. Optionally, an item can be put into each box representing that letter’s item (a baby doll wrapped in cloth for the “C” – Christ Child, etc.) — the stack of boxes spells “Christmas”, as you can see in the following song: (scroll down past the song — there’s more 🙂 (more…)

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Advent Children's Skit - a clown skit for the third Sunday in Advent - requires two talking clowns

An Advent Children’s Skit




This one was written for the third Sunday in Advent. Children should already be seated in front. (more…)

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Are You Done Yet? A free Christian clown skit for two clowns, demonstrating patience as one of the fruits of the Spirit. Original by Raynbow the Clown, inspired by a one-clown skit from Clown Skits for Everyone

Are You Done Yet?

Clown Skits for Everyone, by Happy Jack FederAre You Done Yet? A free Christian clown skit for two clowns, demonstrating patience as one of the fruits of the Spirit. Original by Raynbow the Clown, inspired by a one-clown skit from Clown Skits for Everyone

Props: A drawing pad (or as fancy as you’d like; feel free to use an artists’ tripod, etc.)–with Galatians 5:22 printed on it

Skit starts with Clown 1 entering, sitting in a chair at stage center, looking straight ahead (i.e. the audience has a ‘portrait’ view of Clown 1) (more…)

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Birthday Party Invitation – a free funny Christian clown skit for 2 or more speaking clowns, original by Raynbow& Goofy Grape, suitable for a Christmas skit

Birthday Party Invitation

Birthday Party Invitation – a free funny Christian clown skit for 2 or more speaking clowns, original by Raynbow& Goofy Grape, suitable for a Christmas skit

A free  Christmas skit  for two clowns — we’ll be using Raynbow (an  auguste) and Goofy Grape (another auguste) — any two (or more) would work.

Skit either begins with Goofy Grape at center stage, or she skips merrily to center stage. In either event, she is bursting with excitement (as visually as possible — remember we’re clowns)

Raynbow enters from off-stage.

Raynbow:  You sure look excited… (more…)

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Are Your Burdens Too Heavy?

Are your burdens too heavy?

Are Your Burdens Too Heavy?
Written by John Gravley

MAIN IDEA: show that Jesus can help us carry whatever weighs us down.

HELPERS: two clowns.

SETTING: can be anywhere. This skit can be used for all ages. The burdens should be specific to whatever audience you are sharing with.

PROPS: a sign for Jesus to wear, a laundry bag and some boxes of different shapes and sizes. Each box has a burden written on it. The burdens may be loneliness, boredom, no friends, work stress, school stress, poor health, no money, etc.

SKIT: (Place the various boxes around the stage or performance area before the skit begins.) Begin by having someone read Matthew 11:28-30. (more…)

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David - a clownish retelling of David and Goliath - This script is courtesy of Clowns for Christ

David – a clownish retelling of David and Goliath

David – a clownish retelling of David and Goliath – This script is courtesy of Clowns for Christ

Characters: Narrator, Stage Hand, David (a small child or baby), Helper (helps David, preferably David’s real mother), Sheep/soldiers (2 people, each playing a sheep and then a soldier), Father/King (same person can play both), Goliath (biggest person in group, perhaps wearing stilts)
Props: 2 sheep masks, a musical instrument, bag of “supplies,” crown, “Dad” hat (if Dad and King are the same person), toy swords, 3 sets of cardboard armor, 2 magazines
Narrator: Once, a long, time ago, there was a young man named David… (Stage Hand runs up to Narrator in a panic) (more…)

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Thanksgiving Skit, courtesy of Epworth Rehoboth Church Clowning for Joy clown ministry

Thanksgiving Skit

Thanksgiving Skit, courtesy of Epworth Rehoboth Church Clowning for Joy clown ministry

William Martin, AKA: Specs the Clown

Cast: Narrator, nine or more clowns

November 18, 2012

Narrator: Once upon a time there was a very happy group of clowns. (clowns all greet each other with  handshakes and hugs) They lived in a wonderful community called Rehoboth Beach and attended a weekly service at a church called Epworth (clowns kneel in prayer). Each year they would gather together in the fall, once the weather turned chilly, (clowns shiver with cold) for a special dinner (Clowns bring table on stage). They worked very hard preparing food (some clowns hold dishes with silly food item like cotton candy, popcorn…..) and drinks (clowns hold up soda bottles filled with bright green and pink liquid) and others made festive decorations for the dinner (other clowns show silly decorations). (Note: Each Clown can bring a “dish” which the narrator will call out as the clowns show them: Clown Stuffing, Roast Rubber Chicken, Pumpkin Pie with real pumpkin on top……) But, despite all the hard work, they looked forward to this annual dinner as a time of wonderful fun and fellowship. (clowns gather around table, hug, hold hands) (more…)

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Skit for 2 speaking clowns, dealing with the creation of Adam and Eve, the temptation of the forbidden fruit, and their exile from the Garden of Eden

The Garden of Eden

The Garden of Eden – free Christian clown skit for 2 speaking clowns

This is a skit that my wife and I wrote and performed in our Church’s Children’s Church service. If you like it you are welcome to post for others to perform. Ben and Carolyn Willige, Norman, OK, aka Benny and Sunni

(A clown skit for two clowns; Adam and Eve, narrator, voice of God, voice of serpent.) (more…)

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There's a hole in my heart - clown skit for 3 speaking clowns

There’s a hole in my heart

There’s a hole in my heart – clown skit for 3 speaking clowns

Clowns Liza, Gabby and Polly.

Props

  • Hearts: Begin with a large thick piece of durable foam. Cut it in the shape of a heart. Then cut a second heart out of the center so that you have a large heart with an empty center and a smaller heart which fits back in exactly. Using a paint which does not eat foam, paint both hearts bright red. Letter ”JESUS” on the smaller heart.
  • Money: Play money – try to get the really big variety.
  • Candy: One or more chocolate bars – if possible, get the extra large ones. If you will perform this skit regularly, consider covering cardboard with the wrappers so that you can keep the prop on hand.
  • Fun: This could be a bright colored plastic slinky or some other toy.

This skit is based on the folk song, ”There’s A Hole In My Bucket, Dear Liza”. (more…)

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Noah, a clown retelling of the Bible story of Noah and the Ark

Noah, a clown retelling of the Bible story of Noah and the Ark

Noah, a free Christian clown skit courtesy of Clowns for Christ

Parts: Narrator, Noah, God, Neighbor

Narrator: We write most of our Bible stories ourselves, but this one we had some help with. We would like to thank Bill Cosby for his unwitting help. This is the story of Noah, adapted by Bill Cosby and then adapted even further by us. (Editor’s note: Bill Cosby’s original routine is available from Amazon.com on his “Right!” album) (more…)

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