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The Breastplate of Righteousness

Clown Armor of God – a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6
The Breastplate of Righteousness by Steve Conley (originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com) Clown walks in reading the Bible….. (Bible should be made out of foam core and hollow on the inside to store the props.) Clown says out loud…
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Clown Armor of God

Clown Armor of God – a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6
Clown Armor of God – a clown  skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by  Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6 (requires 2 clowns, 1 with at least some balloon twisting ability)
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Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons

Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons, by Floyd Shaffer
Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons, by Floyd Shaffer Mr. Shaffer takes the reader through the liturgical calendar year and gives some good ideas for holiday-related clowning. I, personally, find the skits presented limited since they are all silent, as Mr. Shaffer does all of his clown ministry. But...
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Turkey Day

Turkey Day - a clown ministry skit for 2 speaking clowns, about the meaning of Thanksgiving
Turkey Day A clown skit for 2 clowns, regarding Thanksgiving Clown 1: (strides on stage, with energy & purpose—turns to face the audience) Happy Turkey Day, everyone! Do you know what tomorrow [or next Thursday, etc.—depending on when you’re doing the skit] is? That’s right! It’s Turkey Day!
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Rock, Scissors, Paper – nothing beats prayer

Rock, scissors, paper … bomb? Nothing beats prayer!
Rock, scissors, paper … bomb? Nothing beats prayer! Two clowns on stage (either as part of something previous or entering on stage and meeting each other) Clown 1: Say, isn’t it your turn to clean up the elephant cages? (or anything else for the 2 clowns to disagree...
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God’s Employment Agency

God's Employment Agency
God’s Employment Agency – a skit for four (or more) speaking clowns Props: Desk (optional), clipboard with a list (excellent for helping with the lines), 1 or more “twisty” balloons, cotton candy, surfer outfit (we used a grass skirt, Hawaiian shirt, and a snowboard as a surfboard, train...
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Body of Christ clown skit

Body of Christ clown skit
Body of Christ clown skit, courtesy of Epworth Rehoboth Beach United Methodist Church Begins with a group of clowns walking across and just talking to each other. Solo clown coming the other way CLOWN 1: (When they meet in the middle) Good morning everyone (or by name if not too...
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No Good Deed Goes Unpunished

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished - a clown skit for 3 or more speaking clowns
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished – a clown skit for 3 or more speaking clowns Application: We shouldn’t let rules get in the way of bringing joy to others Scripture: 1 Peter 3:17: For it is better to suffer doing good, if suffering should be God’s will, than to...
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You Never Knew Me

You Never Knew Me – an original skit for 2 speaking clowns, by Raynbow the Clown
You Never Knew Me – an original skit for 2 speaking clowns, by Raynbow the Clown (setup: requires 2 clowns or 1 clown and 1 “normal” person, one portraying/dressed as Jesus. The only prop is a door frame, with a curtain rod across the top to suspend a curtain...
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Turning the Other Cheek

Turning the Other Cheek - a silent skit for a troupe of clowns
Turning the Other Cheek – a silent skit for a troupe of clowns From an idea in  Ministry of Clowning compiled by Everett Robertson.  By the Beauregard Parish clowns. Play is silent except for the reader and for the audience’s last reaction and the narrator’s reading. Could use background...
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