Clown Ministry Skits

Clown ministry skits – free to use in church, gospel outreach, or wherever clowns want to show the love of Jesus Christ

Pumpkin Carving Skit – suitable for Halloween, harvest time, Thanksgiving

Pumpkin Carving Skit

Pumpkin Carving Skit – suitable for Halloween, harvest time, Thanksgiving

(courtesy of Flutterby, looney4one at aol.com)

hello Everybody! I just did a short little lesson at children’s church today and thought someone might be looking for an idea for this season of the year….. (more…)

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Feat of Strength - An original free Christian clown skit by Tom Raymond/Raynbow, inspired by the feat of strength funny joke.)

Feat of Strength

Feat of Strength – An original free Christian clown skit by Tom Raymond/Raynbow, inspired by the feat of strength funny joke.)




Props needed: Balloon pump or a bicycle pump, old telephone book, toy wheelbarrow

(the skit begins with Clown 1 entering the stage, addressing the audience)

Clown 1: Hello, everyone! Today we‘re going to talk about strength and the source of our strength …

Clown 2: (barging in from the side, wearing fake “muscles” – rags padding his long sleeve T-shirt) We are here to Pump you up! (holds out balloon pump or bicycle pump, pumping it as he speaks) (more…)

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F.R.O.G. (Fully Rely on God) – a clown skit for 4

F.R.O.G. (Fully Rely on God) – a clown skit for 4

This is a skit for 4 clowns

Props: 4 large sheets, each with one letter (‘F’, ‘R’, ‘O’, ‘G’) written on them, placed face down on the stage (in scrambled positions) before the skit begins or carried in by the Leader clown. (more…)

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Tolerance skit - juggling knives

Tolerance?

Tolerance? a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, courtesy of Clowns for Christ

This was written as a children’s sermon to match an adult sermon by the same title.

(Clown One enters and walks up to where children are.)

Clown One (addressing kids): I am going to talk to you about Christian Love.

(Clown Two enters licking a giant lollipop) (more…)

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Clown Armor of God – a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6

The Sword of the Spirit

The Sword of the Spirit, a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, part of the Armor of God series by Steve Conley

(originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com) Scripture Reference: Ephesians 6:17, Hebrews 4:12, Proverbs 24:5 NIV Zondervan

Cast: Clown 1 – Clown 1, Clown 2 – Clown 2

Props: Plastic sword, Bible

(Clown 1 enters wielding a sword around)

Clown 1: Luke, I am your father. (make the funny light saber sounds) (more…)

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Clown Armor of God – a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6

The Breastplate of Righteousness

The Breastplate of Righteousness

by Steve Conley (originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com)

Clown walks in reading the Bible…..

(Bible should be made out of foam core and hollow on the inside to store the props.)

Clown says out loud… (more…)

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Clown Armor of God – a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6

Clown Armor of God

Clown Armor of God – a clown  skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by  Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6

(requires 2 clowns, 1 with at least some balloon twisting ability) (more…)

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Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons, by Floyd Shaffer

Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons

Clown Ministry Skits for All Seasons, by Floyd Shaffer

Mr. Shaffer takes the reader through the liturgical calendar year and gives some good ideas for holiday-related clowning. I, personally, find the skits presented limited since they are all silent, as Mr. Shaffer does all of his clown ministry. But they will give you ideas on what you or your clown troupe can do.

I rate it 3 clowns out of 5.

You might want to check out Clown Ministry and If I Were A Clown, also by Mr. Shaffer, both highly recommended. (more…)

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Turkey Day - a clown ministry skit for 2 speaking clowns, about the meaning of Thanksgiving

Turkey Day

Turkey Day A clown skit for 2 clowns, regarding Thanksgiving




Clown 1: (strides on stage, with energy & purpose—turns to face the audience) Happy Turkey Day, everyone! Do you know what tomorrow [or next Thursday, etc.—depending on when you’re doing the skit] is? That’s right! It’s Turkey Day! (more…)

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Rock, scissors, paper … bomb? Nothing beats prayer!

Rock, Scissors, Paper – nothing beats prayer

Rock, scissors, paper … bomb? Nothing beats prayer!

Two clowns on stage (either as part of something previous or entering on stage and meeting each other)

Clown 1: Say, isn’t it your turn to clean up the elephant cages? (or anything else for the 2 clowns to disagree over)

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