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Harpo, Groucho and Chico develop the photograph that reveals the villain's identity in The Big Store

The Big Store

The Big Store (1941) starring the Marx Brothers – Groucho, Chico, Harpo – Margaret Dumont, Tony Martin

In the department store, Harpo acts as a snake charmer while Groucho and the crowd looks on in The Big Store
In the department store, Harpo acts as a snake charmer while Groucho and the crowd looks on in The Big Store

In  The Big Store — which was intended to be the final Marx Brothers movie, but thankfully wasn’t — the basic plot has a musical composer (Tony Martin) inherits half interest in a large department store (the “big store” of the title) — and is under a death threat from unscrupulous businessmen. His friend and piano instructor, Ravelli (Chico Marx) has the “famous” lawyer,  Wolf J. Flywheel (Groucho Marx) and his brother Wacky (Harpo Marx) to help protect him. (more…)

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A Girl in Every Port, starring Groucho Marx, Marie Windsor, William Bendix

A Girl in Every Port

A Girl in Every Port (1952) starring Groucho Marx, William Bendix, Marie Wilson

Editorial review of A Girl in Every Port, courtesy of Amazon.com

A Girl in Every Port, starring Groucho Marx, Marie Windsor, William Bendix

Groucho Marx’s last leading role sees him deploying all his patented patter and double-talk as a Navy lifer out to save a pal from his “inherited” racehorse. Navy seaman Benny Linn (Marx) is flabbergasted when his pal, Navy seaman Tim Dunnovan (William Bendix), squanders his inheritance on Little Erin, a horse he’s never seen. Talking their put-upon superior into granting them five days leave in order to unswindle Dunnovan, Benny sets to shore with purpose and chicanery in mind. Tracking down the horse’s trainer (Gene Lockhart), the salts discover their seemingly lame horse has a secret twin – Little Shamrock – owned by lovely carhop Jane Sweet (Marie Wilson). In short order, we have fake Southern gentlemen, switched and double-switched equines, angry gangsters, stumbling saboteurs and one henpecked businessman (Don DeFore), who may just be Jane’s true love. In order to save the day, it’s time for Groucho to ride! (more…)

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Double Dynamite, starring Groucho Marx, Jane Russell, Frank Sinatra

Double Dynamite

Double Dynamite (1951) starring Groucho Marx, Jane Russell, Frank Sinatra

Double Dynamite, starring Groucho Marx, Jane Russell, Frank SinatraBuy from Amazon.com Double Dynamite is a romantic comedy, with poor bank clerk Johnny Dalton (Frank Sinatra) wants to marry his true love, and fellow bank teller, Mildred Goodhug (Jane Russell) — but can’t afford it. His friend, Emil (Groucho Marx) is a waiter who nearly breaks them up and sends her into the arms of a co-worker — spoiled rich son of the bank owner. Things change, however, when Johnny rescues a man from a beating … (more…)

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The Annotated Marx Brothers: A Filmgoer's Guide to In-Jokes, Obscure References and Sly Details Paperback - by Matthew Coniam

The Annotated Marx Brothers

The Annotated Marx Brothers: A Filmgoers Guide to In-Jokes, Obscure References and Sly Details

Buy from Amazon.com Have you ever watched a Marx Brothers film and wondered what habeas Irish rose is? What is the trial of Mary Dugan with sound? What is a college widow? When exactly did Don Ameche invent the telephone?The Annotated Marx Brothers: A Filmgoer's Guide to In-Jokes, Obscure References and Sly Details Paperback - by Matthew Coniam Their films are full of such in-jokes and obscure theatrical, literary and topical references that can baffle modern audiences. In this viewer’s guide to the Marx Brothers, you will find the answer to such mysteries, along with an exhaustive compilation of background information, obscure trivia and even the occasional busted myth. Each of the Marx Brothers 13 films is covered by a running commentary, with points in the film discussed as they appear. (more…)

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Copacabana (1947) starring Groucho Marx, Carmen Miranda

Copacabana

Copacabana (1947) starring Groucho Marx, Carmen Miranda

Synopsis for Copacabana

Copacabana (1947) starring Groucho Marx, Carmen MirandaA zany agent books a Brazilian bombshell again, as a French singer, in the same club on the same night.

Editorial review of Copacabana courtesy of Amazon.com

Buy from Amazon.com Happily, Groucho is still Groucho in his first post-Marx Brothers movie, and that’s enough to keep this showbiz farce going. The rather labored plot has Groucho getting his longtime fiancée, Carmen Miranda, booked at Manhattans glamorous Copacabana club, but as two different performers: a Brazilian bombshell (the usual Carmen Miranda act, without the pineapple on the head) and a veiled French chanteuse called Mademoiselle Fifi.

Some of the nightclub stuff has a retro appeal, and the appearance of real-life showbiz columnists (like Earl Wilson) brings a whiff of Sweet Smell of Success. But mostly there’s Groucho, still flinging one-liners in a zone of his own. Even when the material isn’t first-rate, his delivery never wavers from the withering skepticism of the Marx brothers early days. The old greasepaint mustache comes out for one typically Marxist number, with the remainder of the songs handled by Miranda and wet-eyed crooner Andy Russell. Robert Horton

Movie quotes from Copacabana

Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): This is an outrage! You’ll hear from my lawyer! As soon as he gets a telephone!

Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): [handing Carmen’s mink stole to a hat-check girl] Take good care of this, and at ten o’clock give it a saucer of milk.

Carmen Novarro (Carmen Miranda): Why are you always chasing women?
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): I’ll tell you as soon as I catch one.

Carmen Novarro (Carmen Miranda): [trying to sneak into their hotel] Why don’t we get married?
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): Let’s not rush into marriage; we can’t even get into the hotel.

Carmen Novarro (Carmen Miranda): I don’t think you want to marry me.
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): How can you say that? We’ve been engaged for almost ten years!

Abe Green Editor of Variety: Now listen, Deveraux. You and I both know this check is no good.
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): Oh? I thought only I knew it.

Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): Listen, babe.
Specialty: Yes?
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): How’d you like to see your name in lights?
Specialty: Why, are you an electrician?
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): No, but I’ve got some good connections.

Steve Hunt: Do I know you?
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): Do you know me? Lionel Q. Deveraux, your old roommate at Yale?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Yale.
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): Remember those good old days at Erasmus High?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Erasmus High.
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): At least you do remember when we graduated from PS 27?
Steve Hunt: No.
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): Say, for a man with no education, you’ve done alright.

Liggett, an Agent: Ive got so many clients, they get in my hair!
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): This guy must handle a flea circus.

Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): You ought to go and get cured by Penicillin.
Singer Andy Russell: Well, it is good for my throat.
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): So is a razor!

Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): How much are the cigars?
Cigarette Girl: They’re a dollar.
Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): Oh, I’m just browsing don’t you have any nickel cigars?
Cigarette Girl: Yes, but they’re forty cents.

Lionel Q. Deveraux (Groucho Marx): I’ve got an explanation for this, but I don’t even believe it myself.

Songs performed in Copacabana

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The Music of the Marx Brothers: A Bio-Discography of the Works of Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Gummo, and Zeppo Marx

The Music of the Marx Brothers

Editorial Review of  The Music of the Marx Brothers: A Bio-Discography of the Works of Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Gummo, and Zeppo Marx

The Music of the Marx Brothers: A Bio-Discography of the Works of Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Gummo, and Zeppo MarxBuy from Amazon.com In the 1930s and 40s the Marx Brothers kept the world laughing in good times and bad with such screen classics as Animal Crackers, Duck Soup and A Night at the Opera. Comedy was always the driving force behind the Marx Brothers team on-screen. Off-screen they were three unique individuals who shared a love of music. Music from Marx Brothers’ plays and movies has been recorded by a variety of artists since the early 1920s, but it may surprise some to learn that the Marx Brothers, themselves, also left behind an impressive body of work on record.

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Book Description of Groucho: The Life and Times of Julius Henry Marx

Groucho: The Life and Times of Julius Henry Marx

Book Description of  Groucho: The Life and Times of Julius Henry Marx

Buy from Amazon.com This definitive biography of one of the world’s greatest comedians unflinchingly yet affectionately uncovers the man behind the cigar.Here is the amazing career of the man the world recognized as Groucho: the improbable disasters of the vaudeville years; the Marx Brothers, an act so funny W.C. Fields refused to follow it; the unprecedented Broadway success of The Cocoanuts” and Animal Crackers; the cinematic triumphs of Duck Soup and A Night at the Opera; and the marvelous come-back career as king of the game show hosts with You Bet Your Life. Here, too, is the man himself: a lonely middle child who aspired to be a doctor; a man who sabotaged three marriages; a father alternately indulgent and cruel. Intelligent and thorough, hilarious and sad, Groucho is a spectacular biography of the century’s most influential comedian.

Book Description of Groucho: The Life and Times of Julius Henry MarxHere is the amazing career of the man the world recognized as Groucho: the improbable disasters of the vaudeville years; the Marx Brothers, an act so funny W.C. Fields refused to follow it; the unprecedented Broadway success of The Cocoanuts” and Animal Crackers; the cinematic triumphs of Duck Soup and A Night at the Opera; and the marvelous come-back career as king of the game show hosts with You Bet Your Life. Here, too, is the man himself: a lonely middle child who aspired to be a doctor; a man who sabotaged three marriages; a father alternately indulgent and cruel. Intelligent and thorough, hilarious and sad, Groucho is a spectacular biography of the century’s most influential comedian.

About the author of  Groucho: The Life and Times of Julius Henry Marx

Stefan Kanfer’s books include The Eighth Sin, A Summer World, The Last Empire, and Serious Business. He was the primary interviewer in the Academy Award-nominated documentary The Line King. A former writer and editor at Time and a Literary Lion of the New York Public Library, he has been a writer-in-residence at the City University of New York, the State University of New York at Purchase, and Wesleyan University. He lives in New York and on Cape Cod.

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Love Happy starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Chico, Harpo), Vera-Ellen and Marilyn Monroe

Love Happy

 Love Happy  starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Chico, Harpo), Vera-Ellen and Marilyn Monroe

Synopsis of Love Happy

 Love Happy starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Chico, Harpo), Vera-Ellen and Marilyn MonroeBuy from Amazon.com Private-Eye Sam Grunion is reminiscing via flashbacks back to his famous case involving the Romanoff diamonds.   It begins with Harpo taking food from the rich for the poverty-stricken, starving troupe in rehearsal for a Broadway play. On one of his daily raids picks up a can of sardines where the Romanoff diamonds have been hidden. But only Madame Egelich and her two bodyguards know this, and she agrees to back the play, so they can be near the can of sardines and recover the diamonds. But Harpo and Faustino discover them first and they are chased all over NYC’s skyline by the bodyguards. Sam Grunion enters the case and quickly becomes enamored of Madame Egelich, and anything else wearing skirts. (more…)

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The Marx Brothers Silver Screen Collection (Groucho, Zeppo, Chico, Harpo)

The Marx Brothers Silver Screen Collection

Editorial review of The Marx Brothers Silver Screen Collection (The Cocoanuts / Animal Crackers / Monkey Business / Horse Feathers / Duck Soup), starring Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx, Zeppo Marx (courtesy of Amazon.com )

The Marx Brothers Silver Screen Collection (Groucho, Zeppo, Chico, Harpo)

Buy from Amazon.com There will be a debate of which 2004 DVD collection of Marx Brothers films was better. This Universal release of the better known Paramount-produced films are the only ones starring all four brothers: GrouchoChicoHarpo, and ZeppoThe Warner collection contains less-vital films, but is loaded with extras and commentaries. The Universal collection contains only 20 minutes of interviews from NBC’s Today Show interesting but short with Harpo, Groucho, and Harpo’s son Bill from the ‘60s and ‘70s. All of the films in this collection were released on DVD by Image Entertainment in 2000 and the prints look the same, which isn’t necessarily bad; one just wishes a major restoration had been undertaken. (more…)

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Monkey Business, starring the Marx Brothers

Monkey Business, starring Groucho Marx, Chico Marx, Harpo Marx, Zeppo Marx, Thelma Todd

Monkey Business, starring Groucho Marx, Chico Marx, Harpo Marx, Zeppo Marx, Thelma ToddBuy from Amazon.com In Monkey BusinessGrouchoHarpoChico and Zeppo are four stowaways on board ship, destined for the United States of America. After being discovered hiding in barrels (and singing Sweet Adeline), they are pursued by the ship’s crew, to hilarious effect. Zeppo and Groucho wind up working as bodyguards for one gangster on board, while Chico and Harpo do the same for a rival gangster. After docking, the four borrow a passport and impersonate its’ owner, Maurice Chevalier (who doesn’t appear in the film) to gain entrance to the country, by singing one of Chevalier’s songs to prove that each of them, including the silent Harpo, is Mr. Chevalier. (more…)

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