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Pretty Good Guy

What is clown ministry?
Pretty Good Guy – a clown ministry skit for 2 speaking clowns – courtesy of the Asbury clown troupe props required: tie, walker, long list of sins (likely 8.5″ x 11″ paper taped at the ends), tie, chalk slate (both enter together) (background music) 
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Holy Ghost

Holy Ghost - a clown ministry skit for a troupe of speaking clowns, talking about the Holy Ghost, and how Christians should see him in action
Holy Ghost – a clown ministry skit for a troupe of speaking clowns, talking about the Holy Ghost, and how Christians should see him in action Application: You can see Jesus in the action of those who love him. Scripture: John 14:21: They who have my commandments and...
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Clown Easter – an Easter Sunday skit for 4 clowns

Clown Easter - Clown ministry skit for four speaking clowns, dealing with the meaning of Easter, courtesy of Clowns for Christ
Clown Easter – an Easter Sunday skit for 4 clowns This script is courtesy of Clowns for Christ This was originally written for Easter 1998. The script, written for 4 clowns, is intentionally unfinished, because our Associate Pastor supplied the ending to surprise us, taking the role listed...
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Thou Shalt Not Covenant (clown ministry)

Thou Shalt Not Covenant - a clown skit for two speaking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, although any 2 clowns would do
Thou Shalt Not Covenant – a clown skit for two speaking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, although any 2 clowns would do, an original skit by Raynbow D Clown, suggested by a discussion in the Clown Ministry group at groups.yahoo.com (props required: a Bible, either...
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What is Easter?

What is Easter? A free clown skit for three speaking clowns, and one “normal” person
What is Easter? A free clown skit for three speaking clowns, and one “normal” person (Editor’s note: this skit is written by Raynbow the Clown, and is based on the joke “Three clowns at the gates of heaven.” Also note that it could be easily re-written for one...
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He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not

He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not – a clown ministry skit for 2 or 3 speaking clowns, about the need to tell people about Jesus
He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not – a clown ministry skit for 2 or 3 speaking clowns (author unknown) Clown 1 sitting on stage reading his Bible Clown 2 enters picking petals off a flower or carrying a bunch of flowers to be more visual to the...
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Annie and Rowdy Rusty– a clownish retelling of David and Goliath

Annie and Rowdy Rusty– a clownish retelling of David and Goliath - clown ministry skit for a troupe of speaking clowns
Annie and Rowdy Rusty– a clownish retelling of David and Goliath A rework of David – a clownish retelling of David and Goliath, a skit by Tom Raymond, Characters: Narrator, Annie, Annie’s 2 sisters, Father/Sheriff (the same person can play both), “Rowdy Rusty” Custard Props: 5 balloon cow hats, ukulele, bag of “supplies,”...
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High wire Gospel skit

High wire Gospel skit – using the classic “slack rope” clown routine to demonstrate the Gospel
High wire Gospel skit – using the classic “slack rope” clown routine to demonstrate the Gospel Props: a length of rope (at least 6 feet long), a stuffed toy animal (or balloon twisted) to ride on the clown’s back at the end, tape measure, balancing stick, parasol Required: 4...
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What can I do with these apples?

What can I do with these apples? a skit for 3 speaking clowns. Original by Tom & Ellen Raymond, dealing with helping those less fortunate
What can I do with these apples?, a skit for 3 speaking clowns. Original by Tom & Ellen Raymond (the skit begins with Clown 1 & Clown 2 in the foreground; a tramp/hobo clown enters, behind the other 2, where he remains for the bulk of the skit)...
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