Skits
Easter Bunny skit
Easter Bunny skit – a skit for two talking clowns, one in a full sized bunny suit. He’s visually grumpy about this. Clown1: [addressing the audience] Good morning! My assistant and I are hear to talk to you this morning about the true meaning of Easter. I wonder what’s taking him so long? [he looks […]
Sin Chair [Gospel video]
Sin chair is a video I found on YouTube that’s an excellent mime presentation. It uses only a folding chair as a prop, of the deceitfulness of sin, how easy it is to get caught up in it, and how hard it is to get out. It’s very funny, and with a very good message.
Bump in the Road
Bump in the Road, a clown ministry skit for 3 speaking clowns about suffering, courtesy of the Asbury Clown Troupe. Props required: chair, foam hammer [JJ and Pi enter together]
Box o’ Grace
Box o’ Grace – a clown ministry skit, for two speaking clowns – courtesy of the Asbury Clown Ministry JJ: [enters stage, happy, carring fishing pole, whistling. Minnie meets him center stage) Minnie: JJ, I’m surprised to see you here. Shouldn’t you be at work? JJ: No, not today, Minnie. Don’t you know what today […]
Clown Auditions
Clown Auditions Application- Jesus is the only one who can give you comfort when you’re alone. Scripture- 2nd Corinthians
Ask Mr. Wise Guy
Ask Mr. Wise Guy – a clown ministry skit for multiple speaking clowns Props required: Ladder (for the ‘wise guy’ to sit on, Bible, mutliple cards)
Bring your pet to show and tell
Bring your pet to show and tell – a skit for a speaking clown troupe [Editor’s note: my clown friend, Doc the Rube, told me that his daughter had an inflatable dinosaur costume – and did I have a skit? Well, now I do!] Props: dog puppet (or balloon twisted dog, or even a real […]
Pretty Good Guy
Pretty Good Guy – a clown ministry skit for 2 speaking clowns – courtesy of the Asbury clown troupe props required: tie, walker, long list of sins (likely 8.5″ x 11″ paper taped at the ends), tie, chalk slate (both enter together) (background music)
Holy Ghost
Holy Ghost – a clown ministry skit for a troupe of speaking clowns, talking about the Holy Ghost, and how Christians should see him in action Application: You can see Jesus in the action of those who love him. Scripture: John 14:21: They who have my commandments and keep them are those who love me, […]
Three Bears sketch – Bozo the Clown show
Three Bears sketch — a very funny sketch, from WGN-TV’s Bozo the Clown show, Bozo’s Circus featuring three of their funniest clowns: