Skits

Clown Easter - Clown ministry skit for four speaking clowns, dealing with the meaning of Easter, courtesy of Clowns for Christ

Clown Easter – an Easter Sunday skit for 4 clowns

Clown Easter – an Easter Sunday skit for 4 clowns This script is courtesy of Clowns for Christ This was originally written for Easter 1998. The script, written for 4 clowns, is intentionally unfinished, because our Associate Pastor supplied the ending to surprise us, taking the role listed below as Non-Clown. Each clown can be […]

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Thou Shalt Not Covenant - a clown skit for two speaking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, although any 2 clowns would do

Thou Shalt Not Covenant (clown ministry)

Thou Shalt Not Covenant – a clown skit for two speaking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, although any 2 clowns would do, an original skit by Raynbow D Clown, suggested by a discussion in the Clown Ministry group at groups.yahoo.com (props required: a Bible, either actual or large foam prop) (Clown 1 […]

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What is Easter? A free clown skit for three speaking clowns, and one “normal” person

What is Easter?

What is Easter? A free clown skit for three speaking clowns, and one “normal” person (Editor’s note: this skit is written by Raynbow the Clown, and is based on the joke “Three clowns at the gates of heaven.” Also note that it could be easily re-written for one clown, who is given three tries to […]

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He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not – a clown ministry skit for 2 or 3 speaking clowns, about the need to tell people about Jesus

He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not

He Loves Me. He Loves Me Not – a clown ministry skit for 2 or 3 speaking clowns (author unknown) Clown 1 sitting on stage reading his Bible Clown 2 enters picking petals off a flower or carrying a bunch of flowers to be more visual to the audience and tossing a flower each time […]

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Annie and Rowdy Rusty– a clownish retelling of David and Goliath - clown ministry skit for a troupe of speaking clowns

Annie and Rowdy Rusty– a clownish retelling of David and Goliath

Annie and Rowdy Rusty– a clownish retelling of David and Goliath A rework of David – a clownish retelling of David and Goliath, a skit by Tom Raymond, Characters: Narrator, Annie, Annie’s 2 sisters, Father/Sheriff (the same person can play both), “Rowdy Rusty” Custard Props: 5 balloon cow hats, ukulele, bag of “supplies,” big balloon hat, “Dad” hat & fake mustache, […]

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High wire Gospel skit – using the classic “slack rope” clown routine to demonstrate the Gospel

High wire Gospel skit

High wire Gospel skit – using the classic “slack rope” clown routine to demonstrate the Gospel Props: a length of rope (at least 6 feet long), a stuffed toy animal (or balloon twisted) to ride on the clown’s back at the end, tape measure, balancing stick, parasol Required: 4 or more clowns, one to act as […]

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What can I do with these apples? a skit for 3 speaking clowns. Original by Tom & Ellen Raymond, dealing with helping those less fortunate

What can I do with these apples?

What can I do with these apples?, a skit for 3 speaking clowns. Original by Tom & Ellen Raymond (the skit begins with Clown 1 & Clown 2 in the foreground; a tramp/hobo clown enters, behind the other 2, where he remains for the bulk of the skit) Clown 1: (enters carrying a bushel basket […]

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GPS for Life, courtesy of Epworth Rehoboth Beach Clowning for Joy - clown ministry skit for multiple speaking clowns

GPS for Life

GPS for Life, courtesy of Epworth Rehoboth Beach Clowning for Joy Begins with group (at least 3) of clowns sitting down with kids Solo clown coming the other way Clown 2: (When sitting) Good morning kids. I am Clown 2 (other clowns introduce themselves ) Clown 1: (holding a map asks kids) do you know what […]

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The Spelling Bee, courtesy of Epworth Rehoboth Beach Clowning for Joy

The Spelling Bee

The Spelling Bee, courtesy of Epworth Rehoboth Beach Clowning for Joy Begins with three clowns goofing off on their own with kids sitting in a circle on Chancel. Fourth Clown the teacher, walks up the stairs and begins to talk to kids. Teacher: Good morning kids. I am ______ Even though school is out we […]

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Why include a Bible verse? This was prompted by a question where someone asked me why Christian clown skits typically end with a Bible verse

Making room for my stuff

Making room for my stuff – A clown ministry skit for 2 speaking clowns Props required: a large foam Bible that is hollowed out, as well as things to pull out of it (colored silks, for example) and things to put in (could be anything appropriate to your clown – balloon animals, juggling balls, magic […]

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