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The Armor All of God

Clown Armor of God – a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6
The Armor All of God – a talking clown skit dealing with the armor of God (originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com) (Clown enters with a suitcase. Sets the case down and opens it.) C: Hello everyone! I was asked if I would come in and...
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Pinocchio on the mount

PINOCCHIO ON THE MOUNT, a talking skit for 4 clowns, courtesy of Grannie & Lorenzo Dramatis Personae: Lorenzo (L), Jake (J), Grannie (G), Ariel (A) Props: A number of progressively larger clown noses, Two very loud whistles, One pair of detachable angel wings, One angel crown for a...
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Obstacle in the Road

There is an obstacle in the road ahead – clown skit for 1 speaking clown, courtesy of Mizzizippy at aol dot com
There is an obstacle in the road ahead – clown skit for 1 speaking clown, courtesy of Mizzizippy at aol dot com Zippy comes in carrying a sign that says “Obstacle in the Road ahead” “How am I going to get around this obstacle in the road.? They...
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Whiter than Snow

Whiter than Snow, free clown skit, courtesy of Steve Conley dealing with sin, hyssop and cleansing
Whiter than Snow, a clown skit for 2, courtesy of Steve Conley, dealing with sin, hyssop, and cleansing (originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com) (Some lines of this skit may not be appropriate for children. Just leave those lines out) (Clown enters stage with a...
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Shield of Faith

Clown Armor of God – a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6
Shield of Faith by Steve Conley (originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com) Scripture Reference: Ephesians 6:16 NIV Zondervan Cast: Clown 1, Clown 2 Props: A picture of Faith (female clown) on a shield. Cut a hole in the shield a place the end of a squirt gun...
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Standing Strong

Standing Strong – a free clown skit for 2 clowns by Steve Conley, dealing with standing in God’s strength
Standing Strong – a free clown skit for 2 clowns by Steve Conley, dealing with standing in God’s strength This skit comes from Steve Conley , courtesy of the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com/ – a group I heartily recommend, by the way. Kim: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: Working out. Kim: Why? Steve: Because...
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Respect

Skits and Bits for clown and drama ministry by Steve Conley
Respect By Steve Conley , a free funny Christian clown skit for 2 speaking clowns (originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com) (Clown 1 enters and begins to read a story from the Bible. After reading a few lines or so Clown 2 is heard off stage making noise...
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Time for my Medicine

Time for my Medicine – A skit for two clowns (possibly 3), original by Goofy Grape Clown 1 walks on stage, with Clown 2 following 1 step behind. As Clown 1 turns, Clown 2 swivels, to remain behind Clown 1 at all times Clown 1: Now where’s Clown 2?...
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Mismade flag

magic change bag
Independence Day clown magic with the Mismade Flag and a change bag Last Saturday, my wife and I were clowning at a community picnic, and one of the things that we did was the Mismade flag.  I strongly believe that clown magic is done very differently from a magician’s...
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Baptism and the Diploma

Baptism and the Diploma - Clown ministry skit for 2 clowns, dealing with the true meaning of baptism
Baptism and the Diploma – a clown skit for 2 talking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, although any 2 clowns would do, dealing with baptism (A 2-clown skit for introducing the topic of baptism. The only prop required is a certificate – a piece of...
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