Clown Ministry Skits
Clown ministry skits – free to use in church, gospel outreach, or wherever clowns want to show the love of Jesus Christ
Wrong Way Banana – clown ministry skit for 2 speaking clowns
(A clown skit for two clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, although any 2 clowns would do. Props required are two bananas, one ‘pre-sliced’ – can be done with a needle, slicing a banana still in its’ skin, so that when peeled the banana is already sliced.)
Clown1 and Clown2 come on stage; Clown1 addresses the audience, informing them that they are there to differentiate between minor disagreements and major doctrinal divisions. (more…)
I am redeemed, but not with hot dogs – a clown ministry skit for 2 speaking clowns
A skit for two talking clowns, explaining what ‘redeem’ means. An original skit by Raynbow the Clown.
Props required: a large paper ‘coupon’, a Bible.
(Raynbow, walks to the center of the stage) (more…)
Jonah – clown ministry skit courtesy of Clowns for Christ
Parts: Narrator, God, Jonah, Storm Maker, Helper, Sailors (one or more)
Props: Chair or step ladder, megaphone (can be rolled poster board), boat, sailor hats (newspaper), play money, storm (spray bottles and palm branches), blindfold, can of tuna fish (can be empty and clean), plate of shaving cream, cup of water
Narrator: I have a question. Have any of you ever been in Time Out? Did you know that in the Bible, God put someone in Time Out? It wasn’t even a kid. It was an adult. Can you believe it? It is the story of Jonah. Today, Jonah will be played by Chuckles the clown. We call him Chuck for short. (Jonah comes in and bows) Well, one day God called out to Jonah. (more…)
The Belt of Truth – part of Steve Conley‘s series of clown skits dealing with the Armor of God
(props: stuffed lion, belt, bible)
(Clown 1 is kneeling on the floor talking to a stuffed lion)
Clown 1: You can do it! I support you 100%. I promise. I’m telling you the truth. I support you in every way. You are a brave lion and that’s the truth…
(Clown 2 enters)
Clown 2: Excuse me but I hope you don’t mind me asking. Just what are you doing?
Clown 1: I’m giving support to my lion. (more…)
A Letter from God – a clown ministry skit for two speaking clowns, by Raynbow the Clown
props needed – a letter, or folded piece of paper, and a Bible—either normal or clown-sized
the skit begins with two clowns entering the stage from opposite sides—they are both on their way to different destinations when they see each other (more…)
The S-T-R-E-S-S Song – a free clown ministry skit for 2 talking clowns
In a nutshell, one clown is trying to sing “the next great country music song” for the audience, only for the second clown to keep interrupting his performance, making him more stressed out with each successive attempt. Remember the Rule of Three—after repeating the same thing three times, it ceases to be funny. (more…)
Cleaning up after the elephants – a skit on the necessity of doing unpleasant jobs
A skit for 2 clowns, 1 silent hobo, 1 speaking (clown or ringmaster)
Props required: whisk broom, dust pan, push broom, garbage can on wheels, shovel, garbage bags (filled with air & tied off) — also, props for the Hobo to perform with, such as a hula hoop, juggling balls, balloon animals, etc.
The skit begins with the ringmaster coming on stage, looking around for the hobo …
Ringmaster: Where is that happy hobo? He’s never around when there’s work to be done … (more…)