Birthday Party Invitation – a free funny Christian clown skit for 2 or more speaking clowns, original by Raynbow& Goofy Grape, suitable for a Christmas skit
A free Christmas skit for two clowns — we’ll be using Raynbow (an auguste) and Goofy Grape (another auguste) — any two (or more) would work.
Skit either begins with Goofy Grape at center stage, or she skips merrily to center stage. In either event, she is bursting with excitement (as visually as possible — remember we’re clowns)
Raynbow enters from off-stage.
Raynbow: You sure look excited…
Goofy: You betcha! I just got invited to a birthday party! (If she beamed any brighter, we’d need sunglasses)
Raynbow: (slightly downcast, since he wasn’t invited) Really?
Goofy: You guessed ‘er, Chester! It says so right here: “YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED TO A CHRISTMAS PARTY! GUEST OF HONOR: JESUS CHRIST”
Raynbow: (had been turning away to leave, now does a double-take & turns back to Goofy) Jesus is the guest of honor?
Goofy: (exploding with happiness) Uh huh! And it says here DATE: Every day. Traditionally, December 25, but He’s always around, the date is flexible.
Raynbow: Every day? Not just Christmas Day?
Goofy: Yup! and it says “TIME: Whenever you’re ready. Please don’t be too late though, or you’ll miss out on all the fun.”
Raynbow: Cool! Where’s it at?
Goofy: “PLACE: In your heart. He’ll meet you there — you’ll hear Him knock.”
Raynbow: Sounds neat! (pause) but do I have to dress up? I hate to wear ties (or whatever would be appropriate to your character)
Goofy: It says here “ATTIRE: Come as you are. Grubbies are okay as He’ll be washing our clothes anyway. He said something about new white robes and crowns for everyone who accepts His invitation.”
Raynbow: Should I bring anything?
Goofy: “TICKETS: Admission is free. He’s already paid for everyone. He says you wouldn’t have been able to afford it. It cost Him everything He had!
REFRESHMENTS: New wine, bread and a far-out drink He calls “living water.” This will be followed by a supper that promises to be out of this world.
GIFT SUGGESTIONS: Your heart. He’s one of those people who already has everything else. (He’s very generous in return though. Just wait until you see what He has for you!)”
Raynbow: (getting excited) Wow! Will there be any entertainment? I love clowns at a birthday party (mugs for the audience)
Goofy: “ENTERTAINMENT: Joy, Peace, Truth, Light, Life, Love, Real Happiness, Communion with God, Forgiveness, Soul- Healing, Power, Eternity (All ‘G’ >rated so bring your family and friends)
RSVP: Very Important! He must know ahead, so He can reserve a spot for you at the table. Also, he’s keeping a list of His friends for future reference. He calls it the “Lamb’s Book of Life.”
PARTY GIVEN BY: His Kids. That’s all us believers! Hope to see you there! Let us rejoice and be glad and give him glory! For the wedding of the Lamb has come, and his bride has made herself ready. Fine linen, bright and clean was given her to wear. (linen stands for the righteous acts of the saints) Blessed are those are invited to the wedding supper of the Lamb! The best is yet to come!”
Goofy: “ALL OF YOU WHO WILL BE THERE-PLEASE SHARE THIS INVITATION WITH SOMEONE ELSE.” (smiling, to Raynbow) Like I just did!
Raynbow: (linking arms with Goofy) And like they (exaggerated pointing to the audience) can do, too!
Clowns walk off-stage arm-in-arm.
