Editorial review of McHale’s Navy – Season Two courtesy of Amazon.com
Episode list of McHale’s Navy Season Two
- The Day the War Stood Still – While searching McHale’s island for a stolen case of rare champagne, Binghamton captures Fuji and places him under arrest as a spy. McHale and the crew must then concoct a complicated plan to free their Japanese friend, which not only succeeds but winds up with an unexpected bonus.
- The Binghamton Murder Plot – Binghamton begins to regret having so harshly punished the 73
crew,when McHale and the boys – while in the process of trying to rid their island of a bothersome bird – give the Captain the impression that they are out to get even.
- McHale and His Schweinhunds – Binghamton accuses Parker of cowardice after Parker loses his cool during the pursuit of a Japanese patrol boat. But Parker redeems himself, when – after a little pep talk from McHale – he orchestrates the destruction of a German U-Boat, which was on a mission to rendezvous with a Japanese patrol.
- Is There a Doctor in the Hut? – McHale and the crew devise a plan, potentially beneficial to both the, and Captain Binghamton, to have a popular movie star put on a show on Taratupa for Admiral Rogers. First, however, they must scheme to get the star’s stubborn tour manager out of the way.
- To Binghamton with Love – In an attempt to impress an admiral, Binghamton drops some serious charges against the 73 crew, in return for a show of their “high esteem” for their commander in the form of a testimonial dinner. Knowing that no one will attend the dinner willingly, McHale and the boys plan to combine the dinner with a big crap game, in order to have a showing for the most hated commanding officer in the Pacific.
- Have Kimono, Will Travel – McHale and the boys have planned some entertainment for the base personnel, but Binghamton puts a stop to it and orders McHale and his crew to ferry him to a staff
meeting,so that he can keep an eye on them. But, after the 73 is put out of commission by a Japanese plane, Binghamton is forced to do some entertaining of his own, during a mission to obtain some fuel on a Japanese-held island.
- Today I Am a Man! – While trying to impress a pretty nurse, Parker receives several serious blows to his morale and, humiliated, he puts in for a transfer. Then complications arise, when McHale, the crew, and the nurse work up a plan to try to help him to regain his self-esteem and change his mind.
- Jolly Wally – When Binghamton finds out that Parker is an old friend of a famous war correspondent, he makes Parker the Base PR Officer, in the hope of becoming the subject of the correspondent’s next story. But Parker’s plan to improve the Captain’s image backfires.
- Scuttlebutt – Gruber and the guys concoct a very tall story to try to turn Tinker into a
hero,so that he can win the heart of his favorite girl. But the rumor of Tinker’s “secret mission” soon spreads throughout the South Pacific, and trouble develops when glory-hungry Binghamton tries to get in on the action.
- The August Teahouse of Quint McHale – Binghamton is convinced that McHale and the 73 crew are consorting with the enemy, and when he can’t get anyone to believe him, he calls for a Naval Intelligence team to search McHale’s island for evidence. So, to get him to call off the search, McHale and the guys devise an elaborate scheme to make Binghamton think he’s losing his mind.
- French Leave for McHale – While on
an unauthorizedliberty in New Caledonia, McHale and the crew are all thrown in jail for various reasons, during which time a crooked Frenchman steals the 73 to use for some crooked business. McHale and the crew must then scheme to get out of jail, find the crook, and get the 73 back before Binghamton returns from a staff meeting.
- The Happy Sleepwalker – When Happy (Gavin McLeod) begins sleepwalking due to his insecurity with women, Binghamton orders him to be psychiatrically evaluated, and shipped out if found unfit for duty. So McHale and the guys try to help their shipmate by fixing him up with a pretty nurse (Sheila James) – and Parker has to date her homely friend (Lois Roberts). But
firstthey get around Binghamton’s new “No fraternization” rule. And violators will be shot on sight!
- A Letter for Fuji – The 73 crew’s heartsick Japanese friend Fuji must get a letter to his best girl back home in Japan. But a secret mission to mail the letter from a Japanese-held island becomes
complicated,when Fuji’s letter gets mixed up in Binghamton’s plan to distribute propaganda leaflets to the enemy.
- My Ensign, the Lawyer – Tinker is arrested for the theft of Binghamton’s printing press, and the Captain taps Parker to be Tinker’s defense counsel in a trial which Binghamton himself will preside over. Parker and McHale must then stall the proceedings, while Gruber and the crew execute a plan to get Tinker off the hook with a bit of creative evidence-tampering.
- Orange Blossoms for McHale – A new Navy directive, ordering all married officers to be shipped home, prompts Binghamton to scheme to get McHale married off to a shady saloon-keeper by the name of Kate O’Hara, an old friend of McHale’s. But neither Kate nor McHale want to tie the knot, so they join forces to try to thwart Binghamton’s plan.
- The Creature from McHale’s Lagoon – Gruber and the guys try to make some money with some phony pearl oysters, but their scheme backfires when a greedy Binghamton takes over their operation. Then, when Chief Urulu muscles in on Binghamton’s business, McHale and the crew put a stop to the whole operation, by taking advantage of an old native superstition and some Japanese technology.
- A Medal for Parker – Major complications develop when the guys send a chapter of Parker’s war novel – including a highly fictionalized account of his sinking of the biggest battleship in the Japanese fleet – to Parker’s hometown girlfriend, in an attempt to help him win her heart.
- The Balloon Goes Up – Binghamton is offered a promotion and transfer up to Fleet HQ, but must first reconcile a shortage in the base’s equipment inventory. After all is accounted for, except for one item – a barrage balloon – McHale and the crew must race against time, in order to locate it and bring it in in time for Binghamton to be shipped out.
- Who’ll Buy My Sarongs? – A business venture involving the manufacture and sale of sarongs to the base personnel has the guys divided into two separate quarreling groups. When the feud escalates, Binghamton tries to take advantage of its effect on them during a PT crew efficiency test, their failure of which would mean their being shipped out for re-assignment.
- Evil-Eye Parker – When Binghamton refuses permission for McHale and the crew to put on a big show to raise funds for the local orphanage, Parker uses his newly acquired skill as a hypnotist to make the Captain more agreeable. But the scheme is complicated by the visit of a senator from the Armed Services Committee.
- The Great Impersonation – Parker, a dead ringer for an important British General (Tim Conway in a dual role), agrees to put his life on the line by posing as the General, to divert the attention of spies in New Caledonia while the real General carries out a crucial invasion of a Japanese-held island.
- Urulu’s Paradise West – Binghamton is ordered to purchase one of Chief Urulu’s islands for the construction of a radar station. But Urulu, knowing that he’s got the Navy “over a barrel,” inflates the price of his real estate to ridiculous levels. So McHale and the crew try to help the Captain out, with a scheme to devalue the Chief’s land.
- Dear Diary – Binghamton gets hold of Parker’s diary, which includes details of the crew’s shady activities. After the guys steal the diary from the Captain’s safe, Binghamton sets out to personally escort Parker to the Admiral. But, after falling into enemy hands on the way and being rescued by the 73 crew, Binghamton changes his mind (after some gentle persuasion by McHale).
- Babette Go Home – McHale and the crew must scheme to stay out of trouble when the lovely daughter of a prominent French businessman shows up on the 73, having stowed away during an unauthorized stop at New Caledonia.
- The Novocain Mutiny – Fuji has a bad toothache, and McHale and the crew must figure out a way to get him
in tothe dentist during an inspection tour by the Fleet Medical Officer.
- Stars Over Taratupa – Five-time Oscar-winning director John Burton comes to Taratupa to shoot a documentary on PT boats and their crews, and McHale and the crew successfully scheme to become the stars of the film. But when they find out that Fuji has sneaked into the production, they must re-shoot the movie themselves, with surprising results.
- Comrades of PT 73 – A Russian Naval officer reports to McHale for PT boat training, and, soon disgusted with the 73 crew’s lack of discipline, asks to be assigned to another crew. But when Binghamton finds out that the chosen crew will
shippedout to Russia, he talks the Russian into staying with McHale. McHale and the guys must then work up a plan to get out of the situation.
- The Return of Big Frenchy – The French thief and con-artist first talks Binghamton out of a load of Navy supplies, then cons Parker into helping him get them to New Caledonia. McHale and the guys must then follow, rescue Parker, and recover the supplies.
- Alias PT 73 – After being restricted to
baseby Binghamton, McHale and the guys mock up a damaged PT boat to look like the 73, so that they can sneak a load of building materials to a nearby island village, to help the natives rebuild after an air raid. But complications develop when Admiral Rogers visits Taratupa to investigate.
- The Rage of Taratupa – While temporarily assigned to the 73 crew, a lazy, pampered rock-and-roll star is captured by a Japanese patrol while out on maneuvers with McHale and the crew, and holds a captive audience, making it easy for McHale and the guys to take prisoners.
- Ensign Parker, E.S.P. – To keep Parker from being shipped out, McHale and the crew try to help the Ensign raise a thousand bucks to replace a string of pearls – a gift for Binghamton’s wife – that was destroyed as Parker tried to save the Captain from what he thought was an air raid.
- The McHale Mob – Impressed by a gangster movie he’s recently seen, Chief Urulu plays mob chieftain and refuses to sign the document allowing the Navy the use of McHale’s island. So McHale and the crew, and even Binghamton, Carpenter, and Admiral
Rogers,join forces and play their own mobster game, to try to make Urulu change his mind.
- Carpenter in Command – In temporary command of the base while Binghamton recovers from a broken leg, and drunk with power, Carpenter gets the goods on the crew and has them up for Court Martial on several serious charges. McHale and Parker must then scheme to get Binghamton back in command, and the boys off the hook.
- Marryin’ Chuck – Gruber and the guys pick up a few souvenirs during a mission, unaware that they’re valuable items stolen by the Japanese during the battle of Manila. When one of the items – a priceless antique tea set – winds up as a wedding present for an admiral’s daughter, McHale and the crew must make a hasty trip to New Caledonia, where Parker must play the part of the officiating chaplain as part of a scheme to get it back.
- The Dart Gun Wedding – Binghamton bows to pressure from the snobbish, swinging-bachelor son of his former employer, in the hope of returning to his Stateside job after the war. But when the pressure becomes too great, the Captain conspires with McHale and the 73 crew in a plan to get rid of him.
- A Da-Da for Christy – Christy has a chance to hear his little girl’s first words, courtesy of a ham radio operator in the States, and when Binghamton denies the use of the base radio, McHale and the boys are forced to improvise with a Japanese radio captured during a raid on an enemy jamming station.
The ever-popular Ernest Borgnine, one of the all-time great “regular guy” stars, anchored McHale’s Navy, a cheerful, rambunctious ’60s sitcom set in the South Pacific during World War II. By its second season, the show had perfected its formula (a formula already lifted wholesale from The Phil Silvers Show): Lt. Commander McHale (Borgnine) and the scrappy crew of his PT boat (including Tim Conway, later of The Carol Burnett Show, as bumbling Ensign Parker and Gavin MacLeod, later to helm The Love Boat, as seaman “Happy” Haines) scheme, swindle, and romance their way through the war, avoiding the enemy whenever possible, and making life miserable for their petty, tyrannical commanding officer, Capt. Binghamton (Joe Flynn, later to appear in numerous Disney live-action movies like The Love Bug and The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes). Though some episodes reflected real world issues of the 1960s (for example, Ensign Parker feels less of a man when a pretty nurse turns out to be better than him at pretty much everything), by and large the show existed in a bubble of slapstick and classic vaudeville schtick–and the show’s fans wouldn’t want it any other way.
Despite the backdrop of WWII, McHale’s Navy aimed young. McHale and his crew are basically a gang of rascally kids getting away with pranks and defying the adult authority figures around them. Though the guys routinely pursue nurses, their “dates” amount to little more than stolen kisses and light petting–compared to the leering Hogan’s Heroes, McHale’s Navy is strangely prepubescent. Of course, this innocence is much of the show’s charm, and makes the occasional Asian and Pacific Islander stereotypes a little easier to take (though it’s worth noting that the Japanese characters on the show were always played by Japanese actors, something not common at the time).
In addition to the original 36 episodes aired in 1963-64, McHale’s Navy: Season Two features brief interviews with Borgnine and Conway (regrettably, Flynn died in 1974). The fairly bland Borgnine interview has at least one good anecdote, but the Conway interview is charming throughout. –Bret Fetzer