Here’s Lucy season 2 – The complete second season of Here’s Lucy (1968-74, CBS-TV) features all 24 color episodes uncut and digitally remastered for superior quality, please a wealth of new and never-before-seen special features. Guest stars include Vivian Vance, Johnny Carson, Carol Burnett, Milton Berle, Ann-Margret, Liberace, Wayne Newton, Lawrence Welk, Wally Cox and Patty Andrews of The Andrews Sisters.
1. Lucy Goes to the Air Force: Part 1
The Carters go on a caravan holiday, when Lucy accidentally gets left behind at the Airforce academy. From there, Lucy desperately wants Craig to be admitted into the Airforce Academy and will go to all lengths to get her son a place.
Originally aired September 22, 1969.
2. Lucy Goes to the Air Force: Part 2
Lucy is still busting her buttons to get Craig into the Airforce Academy, let’s just say that she causes a few memorable sensations along the way!
Originally aired September 28, 1969
3. Lucy and the Indian Chief
The Carters are still on their caravan holiday, and this time Lucy winds up getting married to an Indian Chief who gives her the state of Utah as a wedding present! Needless to say, Lucy was very impressed with Utah, but decided that she should get a divorce.
Originally aired October 5, 1969
4. Lucy Runs the Rapids
Lucy falls asleep beside a riverbank when her mattress starts to get carried away with the current. The Carters take a speeding trip down the wild rapids on a float-away bed!
Originally aired October 12, 1969
5. Lucy and Harry’s Tonsils
Lucy winds up as Harry’s nurse when he goes to hospital to get his tonsils removed. It’s a very funny episode, as Harry is morbid at the thought of the operation. Then, Lucy has to drag him into the office. After his surgery, he’s mute while his throat heals. But he makes it clear that he wants out! That is, until he sees the very attractive night nurse … This is the only time on Here’s Lucy where Harry reveals his age.
Originally aired October 19, 1969
6. Lucy and the Andrews Sisters
Patti Andrews comes to the Employment Agency to seek help in hiring three singers to mimic her sisters and Bing Crosby for an Andrews Sisters Revival. Naturally Lucy offers herself and Kim and Craig for the parts, and Patti thinks it would be a great idea! A beautiful finale with the Carters and Patti Andrews singing some of the best-loved Andrews Sisters songs.
Originally aired October 26, 1969
7. Lucy’s Burglar’s Alarm
Lucy gets Craig to make a very successful home-burglar alarm after the Carters were robbed one night. The burglar took their TV set and $1.19. It’s a funny bit, when the burglar comes into the house …. And can’t find anything worth stealing! And he and Lucy start talking about their monetary problems, kids, etc. — and she invites him to stay for a cup of tea!
Originally aired November 2, 1969
8. Lucy at the Drive-In Movie
Kim goes out on a date with a college guy with a beard to the drive in! Lucy and Harry disguise themselves as hippies to check up on their little girl. It’s a bit of a stretch, as she talks Harry to go with her in disguise as a hippie. But his incentive is supposedly to postpone Kim’s wedding …. Since Uncle Harry has promised to pay for it.
originally aired November 9, 1969
9. Lucy and the Used Car Dealer
Milton Berle is Uncle Miltie, the local used car dealer. Kim and Craig find a great deal on a car and decide to buy it on the spot. When they eventually get the car home is has totally broken down and so they take it back. Milton Berle refuses that he ever sold them such a car in the first place, and so the Carters organize a scheme to get their money back.
Originally aired November 16, 1969
10. Lucy, the Cement Worker
Lucy goes through havoc when she thinks she loses a very valuable ring, including being dumped over the head with cement.
Originally aired November 23, 1969
11. Lucy and Johnny Carson
Lucy Kim and Craig finally con Harry into seeing The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon. And Lucy ends up winning the “Stump the Band” contest with her childhood lullaby “Snoops the Lawyer”.
Originally aired December 1, 1969
12. Lucy and the Generation Gap
Kim and Craig get Lucy and Harry to perform in their high school play on the theme of the generation gap. The Carters perform many sketches through the centuries showing how the generation gap has changed through time. Including one sent in a comical “distant” future.
Originally aired December 7, 1969
13. Lucy and the Bogie Affair
One stormy night, Kim and Craig bring home a stray dog whom Kim’s names Bogie (because he looks just like Humphrey Bogart did in Casablanca). In the morning Bogie has given birth to nine puppies! The Carters have to find homes for all of them (Lucy tries giving one to Jack la Lane but winds up getting another puppy instead), but Harry has a money-making scheme on his mind instead.
Originally aired December 14, 1969
14. Lucy Protects Her Job
Harry tells Lucy she has been working too hard and needs more help around the office. He suggests Lucy hire another secretary to help with her work. Lucy takes this offer from Harry as a hint of “letting her go”, so she gets the most nutty secretary she can find! Kim has the role as a nutty secretary in a play she is doing, so Lucy finds this opportunity for Kim to practice and save her job!
Originally aired December 21, 1969
15. Lucy the Helpful Mother – originally aired December 28, 1969
16. Lucy and Liberace
Craig needs a Liberace candelabra as an object for getting into a club, and so he pays a visit to Liberace to ask him may he borrow one. Liberace is more than happy to lend one to Craig, but when Kim, Lucy and Harry find out, Lucy thinks that Craig has stolen it and safely returns it to Liberace’s house. The Carters and Liberace wind up singing “By the Silvery Moon” and “I’ll Be Seeing You“.
Originally aired January 4, 1970
17. Lucy, the Laundress
The very same day that Lucy brags about her “perfect” driving record to Craig, she ends up smashing a car. To repay the owner she goes to work in his laundry for 60 cents an hour, accidentally ruining her customers garments, including Kim’s new dress when she comes in to get her laundry done.
Originally aired January 11, 1970
18. Lucy and Lawrence Welk
Viv comes to visit and wants to take Lucy up on her suggestions for a date with her “good friend” Lawrence Welk. Lucy doesn’t want to let Viv know that she was fibbing, she gets Mary Jane to bring in a Lawrence Welk wax figure, so maybe she won’t be able to tell the difference. Kim and Craig manage to get the real Lawrence Welk to pay a visit, causing a wonderful sensation in the Carter household!
Originally aired January 18, 1970
19. Lucy and Viv Visit Tijuana
Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there (at 12 cents a mile). They get into a bit of trouble at customs, and end up having to stay in quarantine for 24 hours!
Originally aired January 25, 1970
20. Lucy and Ann-Margret
Craig has written his first song and wants to get it published. But Lucy wants her son to become a doctor, not a song-writer! But when Craig is in the lift going up to see about getting his song published, who else does he bump into but Ann Margaret! Ann Margret loves Craig’s song and has him as a special guest on her TV show, singing as a duet to his song “Country Magic“.
originally aired February 1, 1970
21. Lucy and Wally Cox
Wally is the whimpish son of one of Harry’s highschool buddies, Moose Manly (Alan Hale Jr.). After hearing Moose’s story about his son, Lucy insists on helping Wally overcome his fear of girls. So they frame a break-in at an old warehouse and let Wally save the day. But, the “burglars” that Harry hires can’t make it! So the burglars theatening Lucy and Wally are the real thing! And Lucy doesn’t know it!
Originally aired February 8, 1970
22. Lucy and Wayne Newton
The Carters find a Shetland pony belonging to Wayne Newton — “Tiny Tim”, aka “TT”. They decide to return it to him in person. Wayne thanks them by giving them a temporary job on his farm as work-hands and at night they sit around the camp fire singing “Tumbling Tumbleweed“.
Originally aired February 15, 1970
23. Lucy Takes Over
Kim, Craig and Lucy find an old diary belonging to Lucy’s great-grandmother and see that Harry’s side of the family has owed their side of the family $10 for 100 years! With interest, the total comes to an incredible amount (over $145,000) and so Harry let’s Lucy become the boss of the Employment Agency, until they find out that later on in the diary it says that Harry’s side of the family paid back the $10.
Originally aired February 22, 1970
24. Lucy and Carol Burnett
Lucy and her friend Carol Krausmeyer (Carol Burnett) compete against each other in the Miss Secretary Beautiful contest. And, the two friends begin undercutting each other, of course. There’s a funny bit where Carol is in disguise, trying to get the “inside scoop” from the judge on how to win. And Lucy comes in, disguised as a cleaning women, to interfere!
Originally aired March 1, 1970