Granite Heart – A clown ministry skit for 3 (or more) speaking clowns. The basic outline is: an Angel Clown is examining prospective entrants to Heaven, using his “heart scanner” to examine their hearts.
The first clown shows a “beating heart”, and the clown gives a short testimony of how he admitted he was a sinner, and needed Jesus to save him, and told his Mom about it.
The second clown, likewise, has a “beating heart” and tells (or shows clownishly) his testimony.
The third clown, however, has a heart of stone. He has never asked Jesus to forgive his sins, and give him a new heart. The Clown Angel turns to the audience and informs them that Clown #3 has taken Jesus for granite. Pun totally intended, but with a serious point.