Speaking clowns

There is an obstacle in the road ahead – clown skit for 1 speaking clown, courtesy of Mizzizippy at aol dot com

Obstacle in the Road

There is an obstacle in the road ahead – clown skit for 1 speaking clown, courtesy of Mizzizippy at aol dot com

Zippy comes in carrying a sign that says
“Obstacle in the Road ahead”

“How am I going to get around this obstacle in the road.?
They said it blocking the whole road
And it is the only way to go to get where I am going. (more…)

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Clown Armor of God – a clown skit for 2 speaking clowns, illustrating the Armor of God – An original skit by Raynbow D Clown, based (loosely) on Ephesians 6

Shield of Faith

Shield of Faith by Steve Conley





(originally posted to the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com)

Scripture Reference: Ephesians 6:16 NIV Zondervan

Cast: Clown 1, Clown 2

Props: A picture of Faith (female clown) on a shield. Cut a hole in the shield a place the end of a squirt gun or spray bottle in the hole.

(Clown 1 enters the stage crouching behind the shield. Peeking from behind the shield he says…) (more…)

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Standing Strong – a free clown skit for 2 clowns by Steve Conley, dealing with standing in God’s strength

Standing Strong

Standing Strong – a free clown skit for 2 clowns by Steve Conley, dealing with standing in God’s strength




This skit comes from Steve Conley , courtesy of the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com/ – a group I heartily recommend, by the way.

Kim: Steve, what are you doing?

Steve: Working out.

Kim: Why?

Steve: Because God will honor us for standing strong. So I’m working out to be able to get strong.

(Steve lifting up arms to do shoulder presses)

Kim: (waving her hand in front of her face or holding her nose) Oh, you’re getting strong all right!

Steve: I know, I’m feeling stronger with every rep I do.

Kim: Well how strong do you have to be to stand strong?

Steve: I’m not sure. I guess I could see if I’m strong enough right now.

(Steve gets some kids from the audience and play tug-a-war — after some comedy back & forth, Steve loses)

Steve: It appears that I need to work out some more. I’m just not there yet.

Kim: You might try using this.

(Kim hands Steve a Bible)

Steve: Thanks but I think I will stick with the weights.

Kim: You need to exercise the mind!

Steve: How will that help me in getting strong?

Kim: I think God is saying that He will honor us for standing strong on values, God’s values.

Steve: That’s just like a girl. Always thinking about a value.

Kim: I’m talking about Godly values. The fruits of the spirit come to mind. Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. We can find value in each one of these.

Steve: I’m talking about strength!

Kim: So am I. We can find strength in love. We can find strength in joy, peace, kindness self-control. In all of these…

Steve; OK, I get it! The Bible says that God is my strength.

Kim: Right. (looks at audience) Honor God and He will honor you.

Copyright © 2003 by Steve Conley. Performing rights only.

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Baptism and the Diploma - Clown ministry skit for 2 clowns, dealing with the true meaning of baptism

Baptism and the Diploma

Baptism and the Diploma – a clown skit for 2 talking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, although any 2 clowns would do, dealing with baptism

(A 2-clown skit for introducing the topic of baptism. The only prop required is a certificate – a piece of paper rolled up & tied with a ribbon is more than sufficient. Begins with Clown 1 already on stage, as Clown 2 enters, very excited)

Clown 1: Wow, what’s up?

Clown 2: I got it! I got it! I’m so excited!

Clown 1: (mildly puzzled) Got what?

Clown 2: (showing diploma to the audience) A diploma! This shows that I graduated from Seminary, and now I can be the pastor of the WHOLE church! (more…)

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When the Rolls are Buttered, a clown skit for 1 singing clown, courtesy of Steve Conley

When the Rolls are Buttered

When the Rolls are Buttered, a clown skit for 1 singing clown, courtesy of Steve Conley

This skit comes from Steve Conley, courtesy of the Clown Ministry group at http://groups.yahoo.com/ – a group I heartily recommend, by the way. It’s a singing skit, appropriate to 1 or 2 clowns. (more…)

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The Helper, a skit for 2 speaking clowns by Steve Conley

The Helper

The Helper, a skit for 2 speaking clowns by Steve Conley

(2 clowns or actors face the audience in seriousness)

Reader 1:  The Father.

Reader 2:  The Son.

Reader 1:  The Holy Spirit.

Reader 2:  Not half but whole!

(R1 turns and gives a slight dirty look to R2)

Reader 1:  Holy as in hallowed.

Reader 2:  Not full but hollow.

(R1 turns, puts hands on hips and gives a good dirty stare at R2. R2 raises hands as if to say, what?)

Reader 1:  Holy as in divine.

Reader 2:  Not the flower but D whole vine.

(R1 turns to R2 and shouts…)

Reader 1:  HOLY!

(R2 scratches head as if thinking…)

Reader 2:  Moly?

(R1 trying to stay calm for the audience)

Reader 1:  Stop.

(R2 quickly says…)

Reader 2:  Go.

(R1 very upset screams…)

Reader 1:  STOP!

(R2 cups hands around mouth and shouts…)

Reader 2:  GO!

(R2 turns to R1 and smiles. Immediately seeing that R1 is upset and then turn away like a cowardly dog. R1 tries to get back to a state of calm.)

Reader 1:  Father.

Reader 2:  Son.

Reader 1:  Holy Spirit.

Reader 2:  Not…

(R1 buts in and screams…)

Reader 1:  NO!

(R2 in a questioning state…)

Reader 2:  No?

Reader 1:  No.

Reader 2:  NO half but whole.

(R1 visibly upset turns to R2 and sternly says…)

Reader 1:  Holy as in Godly!

Reader 2:  Angry? (emphasize the long E sound)

Reader 1:  Very! (emphasize the long E sound)

Reader 2:  Sorry. (emphasize the long E sound)

Reader 1:  Should be. (emphasize the long E sound)

Reader 2:  I see. (emphasize the long E sound)

(R1 gives R2 another dirty look)

Reader 1:  Father.

Reader 2:  God.

Reader 1:  Son.

Reader 2:  Jesus.

Reader 1:  Holy Spirit.

Reader 2:  Helper.

(R2 bows and then turns to walk off stage. R1 looks at the audience and says…)

Reader 1:  Not anymore!

Copyright 2002 by Steve Conley. Performing rights only.

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What do you have in the bag? a free clown skit for 2 speaking clowns – original by Raynbow the Clown - and a chicken puppet!

What do you have in the bag?

What do you have in the bag? a free clown skit for 2 speaking clowns – original by Raynbow the Clown

Props: Large bag – optionally, other “things” to go in the bag, i.e. rubber chicken, KFC bucket, etc.

Raynbow the Clown saw his friend Goofy Grape walking towards him, carrying a bag over her shoulder.

“Goofy, what do you have in that bag?”, he asked. (more…)

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Counting the Cards - a clown skit for speaking or more speaking clowns - with one clown interrupting the other ... again ... and again!

Counting the Cards

Counting the Cards – a clown skit for 2 or more speaking clowns

Counting the Cards is a skit for two (or more) speaking clowns, that can either be used solely for fun or to teach about patience and/or perseverance.

The skit begins with one clown seated at the middle of the stage, with a card table in front of him, and with a big deck of cards on the table-€the bigger, the better.   Remember, not only do we want the audience to see the cards, this is a clown skit after all.   Clown #2 enters the stage and addresses Clown #1. (more…)

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Meet the Chez family - a clown ministry about kindness for two speaking clowns

Meet the Chez Family

Meet the Chez family – a clown ministry about kindness

(props required: a black envelope, easily made out of construction paper, and a large letter ‘E’ cut out of construction paper and placed inside the envelope)

(Clown 1 enters, walks to the middle of the stage, possibly sits in a chair, and pulls out the black envelope, concentrating on it. Clown 2 enters, looking high & low, frantically, for Clown 1)

Clown 2: (to Clown 1) There you are! I’ve been looking all over for you! We’ve got to get ready to do our skit about being nice to others!

Clown 1: (just beginning to notice Clown 2, looks up at him) Hmm? Oh.. Oh! I’m sorry! I forgot all about it… I just received this from the mailman, and I’m kind of worried… (more…)

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Duct Tape Sanctification is a gospel ministry skit for 2 speaking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, dealing with the spirit of complaining — and how it’s expressed

Duct Tape Sanctification

Duct Tape Sanctification is a gospel ministry skit for 2 speaking clowns, typically a white face and an auguste, dealing with the spirit of complaining — and how it’s expressed

Props required: already on stage, a table and a few chairs, possibly with some plastic plates on the table, fruit, etc. The only other prop is the “duct tape” that one clown uses to cover his mouth.  Since you don’t actually want to put duct tape over your mouth, simply make one beforehand, with two strips of duct tape put together with the sticky sides touching. The “silent” clown can simply bite onto it, or if you feel ambitious, put a mouth hold on it.

The skit begins with 1 clown already on stage: (more…)

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