Lucy's Italian Movie

from the I Love Lucy episode, Lucy's Italian Movie, Vintage Lucy - The Grapes of Laugh

I Love Lucyโ€”Lucyโ€™s Italian Movie โ€“ season 5, originally aired April 16, 1956

Lucy’s Italian Movie is one of the best I Love Lucy episodes of all time. Lucy takes โ€œgetting some local colorโ€ a little literally when she travels to an old-fashioned Italian winery to press grapes to impress an Italian film director. (Italian wine stomper played by Theresa Tirelli, 1907-1989).

Highlights of Lucy’s Italian Movie include:

  • Lucy and Ethel’s jealousy over their husbands’ reaction to the Italian women.
  • Fred’s continual cheapskate traveling across the continent. To the others’ discomfort.
  • The actual grape stomping, which is hilarious.
  • And, the finale, where she’s “soaked up” too much local color โ€ฆ And Ethel will replace her in the movie!

Lucy’s Italian Movie is available as part of the I Love Lucy season 5 DVD collection.

Funny quotes from I Love Lucyโ€”Lucyโ€™s Italian Movie

Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Ricky, do you like earthy women?
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): Whatโ€™s earthy?
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Thatโ€ฆ
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): We donโ€™t call that earthy in Cuba.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Oh, what do you call it?
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): We have five words for it. Ai yi yi yi yi!


from the I Love Lucy episode, Lucy's Italian Movie, Vintage Lucy - The Grapes of Laugh

Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Oh, I donโ€™t think those Italian actresses are so much. Not one of them got her hair combed.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Well, they look great to me.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): If I let my hair go like that, youโ€™d never let me hear the end of it.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Honeybunch, if the rest of you looked like that, I wouldnโ€™t care if you were bald.


Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): [talking about the train seat] Well itโ€™s true; theyโ€™re not very roomy.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Theyโ€™re roomy enough, itโ€™s just that youโ€™re roomier.


[About Fredโ€™s cheap ways]
Ricky Ricardo (Desi Arnaz): I appreciate that, Fred, but youโ€™ve got to draw the line someplace.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Oh, weโ€™re lucky he hasnโ€™t got us hitchhiking.


Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Thirteen more hours in this sardine can.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): The sardines were better off. They got all that oil to wiggle around in.


Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Gee did you hear that honey? Itโ€™s going to be called โ€œBitter Grapes.โ€ I wonder what part they want me for.
Fred Mertz (William Frawley): Youโ€™re probably going to be one of the bunch.


Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): What am I going to tell Ricky when he asks where you are?
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Tell him anything you want. Iโ€™ve got nothing to hide. Tell him the truth.
Ethel Mertz (Vivian Vance): Okay Iโ€™ll tell him the truth.
Lucy Ricardo (Lucille Ball): Donโ€™t you dare.


Fred Mertz (William Frawley): [about Lucyโ€™s grape-stained appearance] Boy, when it comes to soaking up local color, you donโ€™t mess around.


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